Wednesday, April 21, 2010

We Say Four Things about the Clothes that Wear Us


One Saturday Says:

- Why can't I wear a feather boa seriously

- Remember that study that found that people wearing baggy sweaters during tests scored better than people clad in bathing suits

- Summers remind me why I’m happy to be a girl--maximum breeze effect in a dress

- If you sat on the subway in those jeans you can't sit on my bed

Catwoman Waiting for her Batman Says:

- I'm wearing black until they invent something darker

Orlando Says: a loud no to this kind of fashion

- Bubble dresses--not good in the 80s. Not good in the 10s.

- Those ugly open toed boot sandal combos- bandals? soots? bootals? Just stop.

- Man shorts--in my book this is forbidden and I don't care how gd hot it is.

- Top hats

Tinysaurus Rex Says: leggings are

- Not pants

- Not pants

- Not pants

- Not pants

Kate Says:

- Tailored shirt--I feel a need to class it up this morning

- Polka dot shorts--I have to wear these as much as possible because I know they are trendy and I'm going to hate them in a few months

- Pearls--see "Tailored shirt"

- Vintage blazer- I miss London...


What will tomorrow bring? Four examples of how ain't no ash cloud gonna stop us.

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